Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Definitions for real-life…

Definitions for real-life…

COLLEGE: A place where parents pay, and children play.

LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

NURSE: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE: “An agreement in which the husband loses his bachelor's degree, and the wife gains her masters.”

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and in the end, everybody disagrees.

FATHER: A banker provided by nature.

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections, and good-for-nothing after.

HOSPITAL: An institution that cures your ills by pills, and then kills you with bills.

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

COMMITTEE: A group of officials who can do nothing individually, and then decide that nothing can be done together.

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