Tuesday, December 7, 2021

How Bad Is The Economy?

This is how bad the economy is:

THE DOLLAR STORE is now the $1.25 Store. 

1. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can not afford batteries.

3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

4. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

5. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

6. If the bank returns your check marked ‟Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

7. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

8. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

9. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

10.A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

11. A picture is now only worth 200 words.

12. THE DOLLAR STORE is now the $1.25 Store. This last one is fact.

 



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