Saturday, September 19, 2020

Blameless Society

Seen on Next Door...


Teenager yelling curse words down Moraga Road. Moraga Parents:
If you are the parent to a teenage boy who enjoys yelling “fuck you” to runners and pedestrians walking down Moraga Road please checkyour kid’s behavior.
Its not
The first time...Others told of simar stories while others made excuses ...

50 imaginative excuses of a blameless society: 

Today’s Topic: Things to account for the offensive behaviour of an abusive kid:


- Tourette’s syndrome. 

-  Rap Music.

- Underdeveloped pre frontal cortex.

- Evil Ventriloquist. 

- Hornet infested wardrobe.

- Hijack: Person other than said kid is actually shouting expletives while we assume it is the poor hostage kid instead.

- Radio playing senate hearing live and loud. 

- Soul possessed by banshee. 

- Preparing to audition as zombie slaying hero in yet another remake of movie Zombie Apocalypse very seriously. 

- Picked up hitchhiking Rumpelstiltskin and regrets it intensely and vociferously. 

....

Please add to the list. 

Most creative entry gets believed.



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